Doctor: "I'm sorry but you are suffering from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a cough syrup.
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
Doctor says to his patient: "You have cancer and Alzheimer’s."
Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."
Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."
Patient: “For that I definitely want a second opinion.”
Doctor: “You’re quite ugly, too.”